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I need a Faraday Cage to block secret transmissions to my teeth
Q. Dear Sir
There some transmitters/chip implants put inside my filled teeth by the dentist without my knowledge. The dentist was influenced by Security services (In Iran and Swedena also Austria). As the agents send me hurting waves through these transmitters/implants, I would like to know if the Faradays Cage can prevent the waves and signals inside the cage? Could you please inform me where and how I can buy a Faradays Cage? I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible.
Best Regards
Shahin Mir Mohammad Hosseini- Gothenburg, Sweden
2004
Well, folks? You heard the man.
Ted Mooney, P.E.
Striving to live Aloha
finishing.com - Pine Beach, New Jersey
2004
Why would anyone want a Faraday, much less cage it?
James Totter, CEF
- Tallahassee, Florida
2004
Go to a pet shop and buy a bird cage that has previously had a cuckoo in it. Cut a hole in the bottom and put it over your head. The bird cage will then feel at home with its new owner and your teeth will be radio-wave-free.
Trevor Crichton
R&D practical scientist
Chesham, Bucks, UK
2004
A while ago, there was a gentlemen that was selling copper-iridium coins. These coins are magic, as they pull rice, and stop busses in their tracks. Perhaps you might want to chew on one of these coins for awhile, as its power is amazing. If, however, this doesn't work, I'm sure you can contact Dr. Faraday, he will be able to procure the cage that you need. I believe you can email him at DrFaraday@whatastupidquestion.com
Marc Green
anodizer - Boise, Idaho
2004
Hi Shahin,
That's quite a problem you have! I suggest to find a new dentist and have the teeth with the transmitters pulled. Much easier than buying a Faraday cage.
George Gorecki- Naperville, Illinois
2004
A while back I remember a letter from someone that wanted to live in a faraday cage to dodge cell phone calls (the same people must have had his student loans as have mine) - I think the final consensus was that he could just take up residence inside one of those big metal shipping containers that 18-wheelers carry around to achieve the same effect.
I don't know if that is really the answer to your problem though. Apparently the secret transmitters in your teeth were set up as an antenna to attract the hurting waves. Try just attaching your teeth to a large antenna to divert the waves. I'd recommend attaching a wire to a small radio antenna, then attaching the other end of the wire to a flat piece of aluminum foil. Then, bite down on the aluminum foil making sure that it is in contact with all of your dental work. As long as it tingles and stings a bit you'll know that it is working. You might be able to achieve the same thing with just the foil, but I wouldn't trust it as much.
Good luck, and find a more trustworthy dentist!
Jim GorsichCompton, California, USA
2004
Go to any powder coating shop and they will have all of the faraday cages that you want (they give them away free). You might want to ask your psychotherapist how it benefits the security police to do all of this just to see you in pain. I hope things change for the better, good luck.
Sheldon Taylor
supply chain electronics
Wake Forest, North Carolina
2004
I have experienced the same problem, but it was not my dentist. My therapist put my into a hypnotic trance, under the guise of helping me stop my compulsive habit of sealing my mail with earwax. A few days after this episode I began to hear the code used to send messages to men in black helicopters in Fort Worth, Texas where I lived. I used a directional receiver to determined that the implant was in my index finger on the right hand, and had the finger surgically removed, only to find out that the implant had been placed in my right cheek. I then covered the effected area with aluminum foil and ran a small wire from there to the underside of my shoe, thus grounding the signal. This proved effective except when I am barefoot.
Daryl Spindler, CEF
decorative nickel-chrome plating - Greenbrier, Tennessee
2004
Getting you barefoot is part of the plot, Daryl, so "You can hide, but you can't run".
Ted Mooney, P.E.
Striving to live Aloha
finishing.com - Pine Beach, New Jersey
2004
I went to the local powder coaters the other day and got myself a Faraday Cage, now I have to go out and get myself a Faraday to put in it! (They look like squirrels).
Sheldon Taylor
supply chain electronics
Wake Forest, North Carolina
2004
Faraday? Is that a short-lived ferret?
Jeff Andle- Westbrook, Maine USA
2004
You guys are confused and forgot history. Galileo was put in a cage, not Faraday. Jeesh!
Ted Mooney, P.E.
Striving to live Aloha
finishing.com - Pine Beach, New Jersey
2004
Ted, Are you sure they didn't put Faraday in the cage and he got upset about it and put the whammy on anybody that tries to defy his anger? He reminds me that he's in there every time I try to paint a box. Maybe it's his ghost causing the trouble and we should be calling it the "Faraday curse". Uh Oh, I think I might have just invented a new religion!
Sheldon Taylor
supply chain electronics
Wake Forest, North Carolina
2004
Is it healthy to live in a Shipping Container / Faraday Cage?
Q. I have a friend who wants to live in a metal container (such as the ones used for shipping). In short, in a Faraday cage. Is it healthy to live in such an environment? He would be blocked for beneficial radiation from the cosmos and from receiving Schumann frequency. Is that right?
Richard Benishai- Kfar Saba, Hasharon, Israel
2003
A. Fascinating! I am not aware of any beneficial radiation that comes from the cosmos and I am not sure why the Schumann frequency is (apparently) useful to man - I thought it was the background radiation frequency on the Earth. Is this spooky or is the truth out there somewhere? One benefit will be that living in a Faraday cage will make sure he/she cannot be contacted by mobile phone - perhaps we all should do it! Please enlighten us.
Trevor Crichton
R&D practical scientist
Chesham, Bucks, UK
2003
He'll be as healthy as Schroedinger's cat :-)
Ted Mooney, P.E.
Striving to live Aloha
finishing.com - Pine Beach, New Jersey
2003
Maybe I'm just slow...but, what does the quote, "He'll be as healthy as Schroedinger's cat", mean?! Am I to understand that it won't adversely affect the human body, but does interfere with radio waves?! Thank you for indulging me! Bobby Lee
Robert Lee WilliamsShasta College - Anderson, California
2003
Sorry, Bobby Lee, my reply was just a joke, but apparently not a good one :-(
If you flip a coin, it lands either heads or tails. If you were wearing a blindfold for the flip and don't take it off for an hour, the coin doesn't wait until that hour later to decide which side is up; instead, facts are facts and it landed heads or tails, and it stays that way.
But physicists insist that at the quantum level there is no cause and effect, only probabilities; and until the moment of observation, those quantum probabilities remain unresolved. I.e., in a quantum "coin flip" -- or more exactly, a radioactive mass with a 50-50 chance of emitting a particle -- it neither emitted nor failed to emit the particle until we arrive on the scene to observe whether it did or didn't (it's a bit too heavy for me).
"Schroedinger's Cat" was a thought experiment that Schoedinger raised in objection. A cat is hypothetically sealed into a metal shipping box along with the radioactive mass, a geiger counter, and a sealed vial of cyanide gas. If the geiger counter goes off due to the particle being emitted, an electronic device opens the cyanide vial and the cat dies. When the metal box is opened a few days later, the cat will obviously either still be alive or long dead. But the dilemma is that as long as the box is not opened, according to quantum theory, the cat can be neither dead nor alive. And again, the difficulty is not just that we don't yet know whether he's dead or alive until the box is opened, it's that quantum mechanics demands that he was neither until the box is opened :-)
Ted Mooney, P.E.
Striving to live Aloha
finishing.com - Pine Beach, New Jersey
2003
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